- an unoriginal or predictable joke, especially a pun, of a type supposedly told by fathers.
Corny? Sure, but they still make us chuckle. And laughter is good for the soul. In order to lighten the vibe during these post-holiday, winter doldrums, we’ve compiled a list of 13 knee-slappin’ dad jokes to safely store in your man archives. While these might not go so well around the office, feel free to bust them out within the secure confines of your home, surrounded by (tolerable) family and (impressionable) loved ones.
Without further ado…
“I could go on about the virtues of underwear but I'll be brief.”
“What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneak-ers.”
“I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.”
“Why did the mushroom always get invited to the parties? He is a real Fungi.”
“To the man who invented 0. Thanks for nothing.”
“Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.”
“You know what I like about camping? It’s intense! (In tents)”
“Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.”
“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
“What do ghosts wear on their feet? BOO-ts.”
“Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.”
“Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.”
“I said to my wife, ‘Your underwear is too tight and revealing.’ She said, ‘Wear your own then!’